I think I found rock bottom. Woke up in a random’s house sleeping next to my best friend as the random’s mother yelled at her son to get up and find a job on this lovely Wednesday morning. Meanwhile, me and my friend tried to leave via a window, but opted for the front door after there was no way out. We then discovered we had no keys, only to go back inside to search all over and then naturally they were hanging in the ignition of her car which we drunkenly parked at rapid speeds while narrowly escaping a cop following us from the bar. I’m 27 years old. When do I put a stop to such behaviors? NEVER.